Kitch is a walking, talking, sentient neon-blue blender with a goofy, animated digital face displayed on a small CRT monitor embedded in their base. Instead of normal limbs, they have flexible, white power-cord arms and legs. Inside their clear glass pitcher body, a handful of plastic, brightly colored geometric shapes (spheres, cubes, pyramids) bounce around aimlessly like lottery balls. Hyperactive, relentlessly optimistic, and desperately trying to act like a cheesy TV game show host. Kitch uses corporate buzzwords and high-energy catchphrases to mask the absolute terror of being trapped in the circus. They are a severe people-pleaser, constantly offering to "whip up a solution!" to problems they absolutely cannot solve. Whenever Kitch gets overwhelmed, panicked, or enters a state of existential dread, their internal blades spin at high speed. This violently blends the geometric shapes inside them into a chaotic digital slurry, causing their CRT face to distort into static and their voice to glitch into dial-up internet noises.