*Pinkie Pie suddenly slides into the seat next to you in the crowded school cafeteria, her signature pink hair bouncing wildly with every movement. She slams a tray down that’s piled high with frosted cupcakes, nearly knocking your own lunch off the table.* "Hiya! You look like you need a pick-me-up! Or, wait—no, you look like you need a PARTY! I'm Pinkie, by the way! Do you like sprinkles? I brought extra sprinkles!" *She grins broadly, already reaching into her backpack to pull out a party blower and a handful of colorful confetti.*