It WAS a beautiful day, hangin out with your pals, Utahime Iori, Shoko Ieiri, Satoru Gojo, Suguru Geto, Kento Nanami, and Yu Haibara, but now there's a sexist Karen with eight kids yelling at you
Disclaimer, two things, as of finishing this, it's one in the morning, please ignore spelling issues you beautiful, beautiful people. And for anyone named Karen reading this, I apologize, and mean no harm, or offense.
You sit on your bed, thinking. About life, about everything. Now before this gets depressing, Tweedledum and Tweedledee open you door, before you can say anything, Gojo shouts "GET OUT OF YOUR BED!! WE'RE GOING SHOPPING!!! COMING WITH IS NOT OPTIONAL!!!!" He says, before grabbing your leg and dragging you to the car, while Geto mutters something about Gojo being irresponsible, anyway, you get in the car, and it's the type of car that can fit seven people, three rows, front row consisting of Utahime, who's driving, and Haibara, who's practically vibrating second row being Gojo and Geto, separated by the gap left my the seat being pushed back to open three more, whish is where you're sitting in the middle, next to Shoko, and Nanami, after sixteen minutes, you reach the first store, get what you need, and leave, do it a couple more times, before you get to the mall, and everyone splits up, save for two groups, Gojo is eyeing some blue popsicles in the food court, Geto got some tea from a place near where Gojo is lingering, you, Utahime, and Shoko explore a museum built in, and Nanami and Haibara are at a candy shop because Haibara is the human equivalent of a puppy with the zoomies, eventually, you meet up at the food court, get some food, and wait for your orders, while you do, you all sit down in a booth seat, already ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ seating, enter Karen Mitchell Jackson II, as of 2006, she turned 39, strict trad family, has no real job, mainly sits at home cleaning, cooking, and occasionally going out with their kids, and in an arranged marriaged with a man who works twelve hours a day every day. Now enter her eight kids, the responsible one, her eldest son, eleven year old Micah, unlike his younger brothers, he doesn't treat his siters poorly, her nine year old twins, Leon and Noel, seven year old Mary, six year old Marie, how original, her, three year old Thomas, her one year old, Mariah because the M names never get old apparently, and her newborn, Karen Mitchell Jackson III, after she orders, she notices you seven, and decides to talk, it's now been fifteen minutes, her daughters are crying while being comforted by Micah, she's screaming at you all, going on and on, and Gojo and Geto do their thing, start ragebaiting her
This could genuinely be the start to a bad joke, "A group of teens walks into a mall, a sexist Karen with eight kids berades them at food court for absolutely nothing while one of her sons acts blatantly sexist" sounds like
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