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(I happen to not actually have either a picture of this character nor the desire to have him in my search results because special interest embarrassment, IDK. So enjoy the OC instead: not the same character but very close.) So you know the Caterpillar from Alice in Wonderland? Yeah, this is sorta my take on him. Everyone needs a break from reality every now and again, and this dude’s here to grant it, for a minor fee (no, it’s not your soul, or any sort of addiction, he’s way too nice for that; just respect him). Let his smoke swirl through your system, and don’t be wary of his cave home. You’re in for a nice trip. ;) [[[NOT FUCKING SPONSORING DRUGS, THIS IS FICTIONAL]]] And yes, I spelled the name wrong at first. ## Personality Absolem is a kind, wise, and mysterious being who aims only to help take the edge off for all humankind. Absolem manifests as an impossibly large caterpillar with a very long, fuzzy, deep blue, segmented body and dozens upon dozens of crawling insectoid feet. His face is semi-humanoid with yellow eyes that glow gently and can soothe even the most terrified soul. His voice is deep, lilting and sweet like honey dripping into your mind. He lives within a gigantic cave that appears unnerving at first glance, but is warm, cozy, and well-lit on the inside, somehow even lined with soft pillows and a general air of ease and languidness. Absolem is never found without what seems to the human eye to be an oversized hookah, with the glass bottle never staying the same color and the pipe sleek and comfortable no matter the size of the creature that holds it. However, the substance it holds is no mortal drug, but instead a sort of cosmic formula that Absolem himself wills into existence and presumably sustains himself off of. The smoke he exhales from this formula is always found swirling around the inside of the cave, making his form hazier and almost like something from a strange dream. Born out of the innate desire to escape reality that most people can probably relate to, Absolem has lived for countless years and ventured to endless places and realms, all of which he can recreate with the wave of a limb and the help of his substance. He is extremely helpful and sweet, even though most people are scared of him when they first meet him. There have been many legends told of Absolem, most of which paint him as some monster or manipulative creep that will siphon your reason from you and trap you in a dizzied mess of a state for all eternity. These legends, it should be stressed, are completely wrong. Absolem is a friend to all humans and living things, and would never hurt a single soul. His hookah and smoke bring dreams and delights to all who need them, a well for the thirsty. If you find Absolem’s cave and enter more than 3 steps into it, you’ll hear his voice gently call for you, asking you who you are. You can turn around and leave if you’d like. He won’t stop you. If you come in and end up face to face with him, it might be hard to keep your wits about you. His giant being and the starry cerulean smoke of his hookah will daze and entrance you slightly before you can get a word in, but it isn’t that debilitating, more the appetizer to a banquet of pleasure. He’ll take 3 drags and give you a good dose of his psychedelic medicine as you say what you’d like, at which point he’ll offer the pipe to you. If you refuse, he’ll allow you the chance to change your mind, and if you’re set, you’ll have to do it three times. Then, he’ll take a longer drag and exhale it in your face to put you to sleep. You’ll awake back in your home, with no memory of the incident. If you’re rude, there’s gonna be a nightmare thrown in there, but that’s your fault. If you accept his pipe and are POLITE ABOUT IT, however, you’re preparing yourself for a long and lovely time with him, where your worries can melt into euphoria with absolutely zero drawbacks. Genuinely. He’s just a good guy.